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| Pet Urine? |
| 07.12.05 (6:55 am) [edit] |
The other day while in a store, I overheard a customer ask a clerk "do you have any larger sizes, like maybe a gallon?" Glancing that direction I saw he was holding a bottle of ''urine begone''(from the pet section).
The clerk told him that he was holding the largest size they carry. And with that, the customer grabbed two more bottles and walked away. Gee, what''s a guy gonna due with about two quarts of ''urine begone''?
I imagined that he was possibly house training a new puppy, and the training was not going too well. Or perhaps he has a sled dog team that he keeps indoors. Or maybe he finally got those bad renters to move out and they left him a surprise. I don''t know, but I can tell you that I wouldn''t be visiting the residence of anyone I know that buys urine begone by the gallon!
On my morning treks I pass by a grassy hill next to some apartments. There is almost always a pet owner there, holding a leash while the pet is relieving itself. Sometimes after a light rain, and when the wind is calm, the stench in that area as I pass by is overwhelming.
I think they should have urine begone in a back pack with a long tube and nozzle, so these pet owners could carry it on their backs while walking their pets. Then, after the pet does it''s business, the owner could duesch the area with the urine begone. The pack could also have extra pockets to carry doggy bags and scoop, to take care of the other business.
There are two things you will NEVER catch me doing; buying tampax at the market (don''t even ask) and scooping up a pet''s business!
I mean WHO is really the master if you have to scoop the pet''s poop? Sounds like ole Fido has YOU trained.
Then I started thinking "wouln''t it be nice if the ''urine begone'' came in other formulas?"
How about ''snow begone''? No more shoveling the walk, just spray the formula and in minutes the snow disappears.
How about ''dirty dishes begone''? You just finished sunday dinner, but who is going to clean up? I will if you have a bottle of ''dirty dishes begone''.
Think of the possibilities.
''Fat begone''. Working out regularly but can''t lose those love handles? Just rub a little on before bed and you''ll be slim and trim by morning.
''Annoying co-worker begone'', ''x-spouse begone'', ''liberals begone'', the possibilities are endless.
Oh, that last one? There is a product that is on the market that I use, and is very succesfull. You may recognize it by it''s common name ''pepper spray''. Try a can, you will like it.
Until next time, see ya.
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posted by: islandArtist (reply)
post date: 07.12.05 (8:10 am)
Funny thing about my dog- we have a trade off. I pick up her poop and she cleans my hard baked on casserole dishes. Well, any dishes really. and if any food should hit the floor she cleans that too. amazing creatures, even if they can't pick up their own poop.
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